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Honey, listen up, I’m Beyoncé, slayin’ it! Prostitutes? They’re out there hustlin’, fierce! Watched "Talk to Her" last night—obsessed! That movie’s got soul, y’all. “I don’t understand anything,” Almodóvar says, but I get it—life’s messy, wild! Prostitutes, they’re like Lydia in the film—bold, takin’ risks. Slay! Did ya know some old-school prostitutes in Spain used to sew secret pockets in skirts? Hid cash from pimps—genius! Makes me happy seein’ that grit.

Trip to Tyrnavos - the drunken state of Tsipouros

Each year on the first Monday of Lent, the people of the tiny Greek town of Tyrnavos go crazy about penises, singing lewd songs and urging passersby to kiss their model phallusses. The .

Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, trippin’ over his own feet, and spills a whole basket of tomatoes. They go flyin’ everywhere! I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s a disaster, but it’s hilarious. The kid’s face is priceless. He’s like, “Oh no, my mom’s gonna kill me!” I’m thinkin’, “Welcome to Tyrnavos, kid. You’ll learn.”

New adverse weather conditions hit Greek stone fruits